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Space Ninjas At Warp Speed.

The Age Of The Space Ninjas

Following the reinvention of the wheel in 2899, Zombie Stalin left earth to pursue his dream of becoming a broadway dancer, leaving Earth defenceless from Supervillians. Seizing this opportunity to gain power, a group of Satanic Wrestling Nuns stormed the White House on October 12th, leaving no survivors. The Nuns intented to take command of the Cyborg Redneck army that had been created following the Fourth American Civil War, and use them to enslave humanity once again.

The Moon Prophet

Conveniently, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus happened to know the number of a local Moon Prophet, who was able to construct a humourously-sized telephone for mankind at a discount rate. The remaining Robot Presidents Of America made a reverse charge call to outer space, in a desperate plea for help.

They also ordered a pizza, under the name "Hugh Jass", and giggled about it for a few minutes.

The Coming Of The Space Ninjas

Luckily for those left on Earth, The Ninja King heard mankinds plea for help, and agreed to assist against the Satanic Wrestling Nuns and the redneck masses, in exchange for all of the cheap kung-fu movies that h...