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Reinvention of the wheel
From Futurapedia
The Reinvention of the Wheel
The reinvention of the "wheel" was a pivotal moment in the history of humankind. At some point during the terrifying reign of the 5th Bush Administration, it was decided that the old wheel was quickly becoming obsolete, so 1.3 trillion dollars were invested in redesigning it with the purpose of, in the words of Bush XIV (George H.W.W.W. Bush), "makin' it hip and trendy for the youths of the U.S. of America."
After 14 years and ridiculous amounts of funding redirected from the healthcare and education sectors, which Bush XIV had given up on entirely long ago, it was finally decided that the only way to reinvent the wheel so that it was still a wheel was to bend space-time so that Jesus had never invented it in his small carpentry shop in Bethlehem. A crack team of assassins were sent back in time to eliminate the Messiah and ensure that the Bush administration invented the wheel, but his Christy powers were too much for them to handle. They were simply too Br00tal. Thus, an epic amount of time and money was wasted and nothing was accomplished. He was later praised upon by the citezens after the discovery channel found santa claus and he ordered that santa and his reindeer was to be shot down every christmas day in the shooting of santa.
