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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is the second most awesome person in the history of the future, Chuck Norris of course being first by default.

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus was created when Jesus was bitten by a radioactive meteor and became a pirate ninja. However, it bit his arm off and he had to get a bionic replacement. Not a huge loss, since it is super-strong and can fire lasers.

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus commands an amry of Pirate Ninjas.